May 1, 2008

nubs of aggression

sorry but i must take a minute to perpetuate the stereotype of the a.b.w. (angry black woman)

i'm so peeved i've tabbed over from myspace to my nearest blog link just to hammer away at these keys til my fingers run down to nubs of aggression. maybe not. but...this shit's anooooying! and i need to vent!

so, myspace has sold their soul to the cyberlords of dating or match.com is shelling out a womp-loads of scratch to monopolize the ad space for those stellar ads that pop up in between and after posting comments. either way. it makes me angry. i thought dating was supposed to be fun and seeing "hot guys" on muted videos were supposed to drive you poop-throwing wild...or, i mean, make you think you have a chance at love in the latest/hippest cyber-dating community. like..."maybe i'll find that guy too!" these wack ass viral vids should come with a disclamer. something like, "for real dummy, have you seen who we get for our real commercials?...you never had a chance." i think that kind of disclaimer wouldn't make me hate their ads so much. or, if they didn't keep getting these smirking ninnies/frat guys taking off their shirts and shoes/mandals while we watch them fake chat with their "matches". i swear if those videos didn't loop and kept going, those dudes'd end up in just their socks. (cough).

we all know full and well that those dudes are on a whole different end of the web.

that would also make me hate their ads less. if they just had a ticker running across the bottom saying things like "this guy has never quite made it to our site but we hope you can."

and another thing. is it just guys they show everyone. or is it only cuz im a single female. if not... is they searching my info...oh snap!

back to the only dudes thing...is match.com only for the gays and gals?
now i'm angry for all the straight men you wanna find unattainable love. all those guys that miss out on mued videos of female taking off their 1st layer shirts and heels or sneaks...or other foot accessories of choice. dang. the injustice just made me pop my "e" key off the key board (that and this keyboard has been loved for quite some time, but that's beside the point).

alright. i'm awake in the wee hours of the a.m., bitter, and i have nothing of substance to rant over so i figured this as worthy a cause as any.

k. hope you've found less agitating ads on your side of the web.